I lowkey have no other way to describe my coworker other than an age regressor. She LITERALLY constantly makes toddler sounds and refers to herself as a baby. Like that phrase “I’m just a girl” but “I’m just a baby” all the fucking time. Why does she do this? Who is she? I’ve known her for a year and this is it, this is the depth.

@Kita She wants to be molested more than anything.