A girl literally swooned when she touched my hand last night. Couldn’t believe it and whispered to her friend about it as I walked away. I thought to myself, it is a disgraceful thing to touch me.

Later another woman, my age and more drug addicted gripped my rip cage and tried to convince me to go to some hippy music festival. I looked her dead in the eyes and said, I’d rather not be around anyone while on drugs. She pouted and pestered me more.

Spent the rest of the night comparing PSLs with the boys, wrestling and talking about work wives.