@fif you don’t have the constitution

Why does she only love me after fucking up?

Why is it that when I say the word I can’t say do my friendship points go up?

Playing a yuri game where submitting to His will grants you wishes.

If you weren’t such a pussy maybe you wouldn’t get taken advantage of.

#artspam #pixelart
Jonason: Cugutu no Mai

New Year’s resolution is to eat two meals a day. To detox from algorithms. That shit is evil. Oh and to finish a degree.

Went cowboy to the pool hall and only got hit on by people with boyfriends. Ended the night playing Steinman’s Surf’s Up and staggering home.

How it feels to get laid after the function knowing your homie is going home with no action.

Watched Midnight Cowboy and like what the hell man. Death to hag lovers????

I understand Kanye better after spending Christmas with the family.

@mitchconner One of these days I'm going to ironically go into a gay bar or drag show, buy some drinks, flirt with the trannies, maybe hookup. That'll really teach them a lesson because they won't even know I'm doing it ironically,

"I hate Epstein" = didn't get invited

20 shots with the grandparents and now we all hate cops

@urchin I pity not the man who gets zero pussy, for I have seen what pussy does to him and it is far worse

Girl who looks like my ex singing about a man who wants to die. I think this algorithm shit is evil.

Talked to one of my roomates sneaky link and I guess she knows a real pedophile. This woman allegedly fucked her step son and some 16 year old.

I asked to see what she looked like:

“You're a bum, you're a punk, you're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot
Happy Christmas, your arse, I pray God it's our last”

Actually love the Irish bar in my town. God’s intended experience.

Poasted this drunk while listing to a man play the pogues and cheering when he sung faggot. Great song selection for Christmas.