New Year’s resolution is to eat two meals a day. To detox from algorithms. That shit is evil. Oh and to finish a degree.

Went cowboy to the pool hall and only got hit on by people with boyfriends. Ended the night playing Steinman’s Surf’s Up and staggering home.

How it feels to get laid after the function knowing your homie is going home with no action.

Watched Midnight Cowboy and like what the hell man. Death to hag lovers????

I understand Kanye better after spending Christmas with the family.

"I hate Epstein" = didn't get invited

20 shots with the grandparents and now we all hate cops

Girl who looks like my ex singing about a man who wants to die. I think this algorithm shit is evil.

Talked to one of my roomates sneaky link and I guess she knows a real pedophile. This woman allegedly fucked her step son and some 16 year old.

I asked to see what she looked like:

The air is romantic today. You only get air like this during the winter.

Nobody will pay attention to your magnum opus

My boy is so tweaker he thought my girlfriend was his ex on the forum

Casually in the studio crafting hype moments on the drum kit. Sound guy thumbs up and we are bumping. Drums is actually a mindless instrument, trust the spinal cord to land on the one. The big computer in your skull is messy wiring. DO NOT COMPUTE.

I just want like cool opps man, not like pathetic men and bitchy foids. It looks bad on my character that pathetic men have beef with me.

First time being charmed by a woman in cyber security despite her ominous aura.

Finished Muramasa, the epilogue is definitely the best part of the game.

I lowkey have no other way to describe my coworker other than an age regressor. She LITERALLY constantly makes toddler sounds and refers to herself as a baby. Like that phrase “I’m just a girl” but “I’m just a baby” all the fucking time. Why does she do this? Who is she? I’ve known her for a year and this is it, this is the depth.

Every conversation about ideas I’ve been having lately devolves into something about AI. I get that it’s the most anxious word of the day but like we’ve already passed the event horizon. I’m so tired of talking about it. Kill your clanker algorithm it does not love you.