ancient Egyptian priests used pavlovian, drugged out MK-ultra style sex magic to have different gods take over the pharaoh's body. hit em with the frankincense - BOOM - Osiris has entered the chat. throw up a gang sign now he actin like RA BITCH! build them pyramids! oh you wanted grain? nah the priests are playing the Seth flute, i'm feelin EVIL!
also, get this... they had 'sleep temples' where the priests would interpret your dreams. idk man, sound familiar, anyone? i wonder if Obama had a therapist?